Shallow Gal
U-G-L-Y, her boyfriend's got no alibi. |
4/10/2003 |
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Past Tense, Part Two
Turns out, "Runaround Sue's" boyfriend isn't the only one who can't deal with her sexual history.
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4/3/2003 |
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Past Tense
When your partner can't deal with your sexual history.
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3/27/2003 |
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A Sore Subject
When you're horny with herpes.
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3/20/2003 |
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Cockzilla
"I've got a monster in my pants and it's scaring away all the ladies."
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3/13/2003 |
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More Matter, Less Art: Part II
Drive-by Q and As for people living in the fast lane.
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3/6/2003 |
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More Matter, Less Art
The lightning round: 17 answers to 17 questions.
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2/27/2003 |
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Accessory to Infidelity
Can you blame The Other Woman for an extramarital affair?
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2/20/2003 |
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Sexually Challenged
When your boyfriend's got the equipment, but doesn't know how to use it.
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2/13/2003 |
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The Impossible Dream
How to have hot sex for the rest of your marriage, end world hunger, and scientifically determine whether Tom Cruise is gay.
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2/6/2003 |
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Confessions of a Suspicious Mind
Is it okay to break into your partner's email? Only if they're cheating on you.
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1/30/2003 |
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A Very Personal Makeover: The Sequel
Another brutal review of one poor soul's personal ad.
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1/23/2003 |
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"Gotta Go, My Dog Just Died"
And other things not to say to your blind date.
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1/16/2003 |
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Entry-Level Sex
My girlfriend's a virgin. How can I make a good first impression?
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1/9/2003 |
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Can't Touch This
Do I have to masturbate?
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1/2/2003 |
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Spread the Love
Ten resolutions for making sure everyone gets a little something in 2003.
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12/26/2002 |
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Advanced Casual Sex
When your booty call wants to spoon.
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12/19/2002 |
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Merry F*cking Christmas
Good gift givers get better head.
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12/12/2002 |
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Won't You Take Me to Urinetown?
Getting your girlfriend to let her love flow.
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12/5/2002 |
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How to Date Your Wife
After seven years of marriage, sex isn't the problem getting to it is.
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11/28/2002 |
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Alt.relationship
When someone you love is polyamorous.
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11/21/2002 |
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Ps & Qs for 2002
Keeping the sex dirty and the table manners clean.
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11/14/2002 |
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Must Be the Money Shot
How to give your girlfriend an at-home facial.
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11/7/2002 |
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Classic EmLo: STD Sucker Punch
When he gives you the gift that keeps on giving.
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10/31/2002 |
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Love, Honor, and Anal Play
Should I strap one on to save my marriage?
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10/24/2002 |
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Do I Make You Weary, Baby?
Why do my wife and my advice columnists yawn when it comes to sex with me?
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10/17/2002 |
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Dirty Harriets
Go ahead, make our advice column.
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10/10/2002 |
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Some Kind of Fabulous
Does my high school crush play on my team?
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10/3/2002 |
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The Double Whammy (9.26)
When your boyfriend cheats on you . . . with your best friend!
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9/26/2002 |
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Classic: Ch-Ch-Change
How to get unstuck without dumping your girlfriend.
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9/19/2002 |
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Everybody Says I Love You
But is everyone just a big fat liar?
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9/12/2002 |
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I'm Scared, Hold Me
Tell me there's more to sex than strangers in fur suits.
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9/5/2002 |
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The Rules Girls Are the Devil!
The inherent evil in The Rules for Online Dating.
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8/29/2002 |
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About Last Night
How to make a graceful exit from a one-night stand.
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8/22/2002 |
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Two More Thumbs Up (8.15)
More movie recommendations for every occasion.
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8/15/2002 |
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Bad Vibes (8.8)
How to deal with a woman who's got more tools than Home Depot.
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8/8/2002 |
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Love at First Bite (8.1)
What's the harm of hickeys?
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8/1/2002 |
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Questions That Answer Themselves, Part II (7.25)
These people need a lot more than advice.
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7/25/2002 |
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BDSM: It's What's for Dinner!
How to be the boss in the bedroom.
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7/18/2002 |
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Dating a Jerk-Off
Should I be jealous of my boyfriend's right hand?
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7/11/2002 |
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How to Get Over a Breakup (7.4)
There's more to it than eating ice cream (although that has been shown to help in some cases).
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7/4/2002 |
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The Obnoxious English Dicktionary (6.27)
What's your name, handsome?
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6/27/2002 |
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The Pu**y Monologues, Redux
The revolution of sexual linguistics has begun.
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6/13/2002 |
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Classic Personals Etiquette (6.7)
The nice person's guide to dating and dumping online.
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6/7/2002 |
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The Pu**y Monologues (5.30)
Reader alternatives to our least favorite word.
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5/30/2002 |
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How to Be a Better Lover, Part III: An Addendum (5.24)
Advice about our advice.
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5/23/2002 |
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How to Be a Better Lover, Part II (5.16)
Eat kiwi, and other unsexy tips to make you sexier.
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5/16/2002 |
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The Do's and Don'ts of Sex
How to be a better "lover" in twenty easy steps.
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5/9/2002 |
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Good Touch/Bad Touch
I masturbate differently from all the other kids. Will they laugh at me?
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5/2/2002 |
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One-Word Advice (4.25)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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4/25/2002 |
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Thrill of the Chase (4.18)
Why do men hound you down, then disappear — poof!
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4/18/2002 |
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Dating Definitions for Dummies (4.11)
When does "dating" become a "serious relationship"?
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4/11/2002 |
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Potty Mouth (4.4)
How to talk dirty without cracking up.
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4/4/2002 |
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Ricki Lake, Eat Your Heart Out (3.28)
How do I tell a casual acquaintance that his fiancee's boinking his best friend?
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3/28/2002 |
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Clothed Female, Naked Male (3.21)
Equal opportunity objectification or just more porn for dudes?
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3/21/2002 |
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Bachelor Party Booty? (3.14)
Hey, the promise of a promise is still a promise.
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3/14/2002 |
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It's a Date! Part II (3.7)
Stating the obvious when it comes to first date etiquette for women.
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3/7/2002 |
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"Help, No One Will Meet Me in Person!" (2.28)
When your personal ad is awesome, and everyone else is an idiot.
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2/28/2002 |
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Flying the Kinky Skies
How to explain your "toys" to airport security.
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2/21/2002 |
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Questions That Answer Themselves (2.15)
These people need a lot more than advice.
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2/15/2002 |
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Bloody Valentine's Day (2.7)
V-Day ideas for the broke and/or anti-consumerist.
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2/7/2002 |
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It's a Date! (1.31)
Stating the obvious when it comes to first date etiquette for men.
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1/31/2002 |
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How to Give Good Party (1.24)
Tips and tricks to make your next soiree saucier than late-night HBO.
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1/24/2002 |
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Tooty-Fruity Coochy (1.17)
What to do when your rosebush wilts.
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1/17/2002 |
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Self-Help for Your Peter, Part III (1.10)
Still more stuff you wanted to know about your penis and weren't afraid to ask.
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1/10/2002 |
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Self-Help for Your Peter , Part II (1.4)
Everything else you wanted to know about your penis and weren't afraid to ask.
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1/4/2002 |
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Self-Help for Your Peter (12.27)
Everything you wanted to know about penises and weren't afraid to ask.
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12/27/2001 |
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Going Down (12.20)
The importance of a good toe-job.
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12/20/2001 |
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We Hate Em & Lo Week (12.13)
You can't please all the people all the time.
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12/13/2001 |
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Waxing Is So Nineties (12.6)
How to make your pubic hair soft and fluffy.
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12/6/2001 |
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Old Habits Die Hard (11.29)
How to spice up your tired old masturbation routine.
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11/29/2001 |
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Happy Thanksgiving (11.22)
There's a cornucopia of sex to be thankful for . . .
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11/22/2001 |
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STD Sucker Punch (11.15)
When he gives the gift that keeps on giving.
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11/15/2001 |
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"Free to Be You and Me" Week (11.10)
Em and Lo love you just the way you are, you little tree-humper, you.
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11/9/2001 |
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Change Her Mind and Change the World (11.02)
How to keep your wife from wearing Wonder Woman body paint (and nothing else) to your company costume party.
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11/2/2001 |
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Helpful Hints (10.25)
How to make the Personals system work for you.
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10/25/2001 |
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Personals Safety Tips (10.18)
The stop-drop-and-rolls of online dating.
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10/18/2001 |
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Your Cheatin' Heart (10.11)
Should you tell your current partner about your past indiscretions?
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10/11/2001 |
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To Be Single or Not to Be Single (10.4)
How to have your cake and eat it too.
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10/4/2001 |
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A Very Personal Make-Over (9.27)
Learn from one man's mistakes.
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9/27/2001 |
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Posting Personals (9.6)
All the cool kids are doing it!
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9/6/2001 |
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Treasure Chains and Funeral Pains (8.30)
An eclectic mix of Q and A's.
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8/30/2001 |
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How to Get Over a Breakup
There's more to it than eating ice cream (although that has been shown to help in some cases).
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8/23/2001 |
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Personals Etiquette (8.17)
The nice person's guide to dating and dumping online.
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8/17/2001 |
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Common Ground (8.2)
There is none when you've moved to Planet Dickhead.
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8/2/2001 |
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Dating Don'ts (7.26)
Don't stare at her crotch on the subway and other useful dating tips.
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7/26/2001 |
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C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E
"Just Talk to Your Partner" is our middle name.
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7/19/2001 |
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Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? (7.12)
The gentleman's guide to closing the deal.
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7/12/2001 |
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Advice from a Relief Pitcher (7.6)
He's got two balls and a bat, plus a whole new perspective.
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7/6/2001 |
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Stranger Than Fiction (6.28)
Questions and answers for a mixed-up world.
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6/28/2001 |
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Bad Advice (6.21)
Don't listen to us — we don't know what we're talking about!
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6/21/2001 |
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The Art of Cunnilingus, Part Two (6.11)
More tips for advanced divers.
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6/11/2001 |
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Head 102: The Art of Cunnilingus (5.31)
How to think outside the box.
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5/31/2001 |
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The Truth Hurts (5.24)
Cheaters never win; winners never cheat.
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5/24/2001 |
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The Truth Hurts (5.24)
Cheaters never win; winners never cheat.
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5/23/2001 |
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Head 101 (5.18)
The basics of the blowjob for the uninitiated.
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5/18/2001 |
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Tainted Love Toys (5.11)
Do I have to buy a new vibrator for each woman I sleep with? And is there such a thing as casual sex?
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5/11/2001 |
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An Open Letter (5.3)
I've fallen for one half of Em & Lo and I can't get up!
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5/3/2001 |
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Dating Karma
To call or not to call, that is the question.
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4/26/2001 |
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She's the One
But what if she's already somebody else's "One"?
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4/19/2001 |
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The Old College Try
On frat boys and fuck-me boots.
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4/12/2001 |
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Baby Gap
When is the age difference too much?
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4/6/2001 |
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Too Shy Shy (3.22)
How to win friends and influence beautiful people.
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3/22/2001 |
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Stuck in a Single Rut
Q: Is there any good reason why I'm all alone? A: No . . . more>>>
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3/15/2001 |
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You Really Like Us (3.2)
Switcheroo: Members tell Em and Lo a thing or two.
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3/2/2001 |
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Ch-Ch-Change (2.22)
How to get unstuck without dumping your girlfriend.
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2/22/2001 |
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The Long and the Short of It (2.15)
Simple answers to four complicated questions.
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2/15/2001 |
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Bloody Valentine's Day
This week's advice: V-Day ideas for the broke and/or anti-consumerist.
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2/9/2001 |
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Office Politics
Didn't you get the memo? I'm not into you.
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2/2/2001 |
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Advice from Near-Experts
Dream interpretation, sleepytime tease, sexual terrorists and the backdoor blues.
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1/26/2001 |
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Let's Just Be Friends
Q: Why do nice guys finish last? A: Because they care about their partner's satisfaction.
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1/19/2001 |
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Hot for Teacher II
Loving your aerobics instructor for her mind (it can happen!).
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1/11/2001 |
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Get Shorty (1.4)
This Week's Advice: How to put your best five feet forward.
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1/4/2001 |
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Tough Love Week (12.21.00)
How to dump your midlife crisis; plus, getting over the loser who dumped you.
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12/21/2000 |
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Losing It
This week's advice: How to tell your boyfriend you're still, like, a virgin at twenty-eight.
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12/7/2000 |
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Risky Business
This week's advice: My girlfriend keeps pulling down my pants in public — help!
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11/29/2000 |
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Hot for Teacher
This week's advice: Will I pass the sex test with my first Internet fling?
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11/22/2000 |
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Am I a Lesbian?
This week's advice: When psychotic, alcoholic pimp-employees make you wonder . . .
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11/9/2000 |
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Back on That Horse
Getting it on/getting on with it.
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11/2/2000 |
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Sixty-Second Advice
This week's advice: If a man you've never met before suddenly gives you flowers, that could be "Stalking."
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10/19/2000 |
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Bust a Move
This week's advice: How not to be a "nasty ho."
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10/5/2000 |
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Personal Hell
This week's advice: If your wit and charm aren't getting you anywhere on the Personals, why not date us?
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9/26/2000 |
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Seeing Red
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes we'll post our answers here. New this week: Getting busy when Aunt Flow's in town.
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9/20/2000 |
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Sensitive Guy and Not-So-Sensitive Guy
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes — we'll post our answers here. New: Long-distance cyber-cheating and the Dumb Question of the Week.
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9/12/2000 |
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Tough Love Week
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes we'll post our answers here. This week: Em & Lo dish out some of Dr. Laura's medicine.
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9/6/2000 |
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Dry Spell
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes we'll post our answers here. This week: Does the pity angle work?
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8/29/2000 |
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Kissing Cousins
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes — we'll post our answers here. This week: If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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8/23/2000 |
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Boyfriends Have Feelings Too
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes — we'll post our answers here. This week: What to do when your girlfriend acts like a construction worker.
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8/15/2000 |
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The Closed Case of the Open Relationship
Write to your HooksexupCenter cruise directors for advice, tips, words of wisdom, recipes we'll post our answers here. This week: Making rules for relationships that have no rules.
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8/2/2000 |
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Makeover Madness
Sprite's wrong: image is everything
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7/26/2000 |
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Eat Me
It's just a recipe for a summer dessert. No, really.
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7/19/2000 |
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Friendly Get-Together
Help! I just slept with my B.F.F.!
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7/11/2000 |
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Thrill of the Chase
Why do men hound you down, then disappear- poof!
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6/26/2000 |
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Tongue-Tied
Libido stimulation, company courtesy, and kissing etiquette.
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6/20/2000 |
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Rubber Love
That old woman smell, condom training, and baby talk.
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6/13/2000 |
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Breakfast of Champions
Dirty sheats, anal persuasion, and more nipple talk.
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6/6/2000 |
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I Wanna Dance with Somebody
Male nipples, club tactics, and threeways.
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5/30/2000 |
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Pot Luck Advice
Unrequited lust, indecision, and a great tuna recipe.
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5/23/2000 |
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Two Thumbs Up
Em & Lo's movie recommendations for every occaision.
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5/16/2000 |
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I Dream of Weenies
Straight man wonders: Am I Getting Gay?
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5/9/2000 |
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Rub Us the Right Way
The importance of a helping hand.
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5/1/2000 |
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Cybercrushing
Those double-digit nose pickers on the subway.
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4/24/2000 |
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