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Em & Lo:
Advice From Near Experts

by Emma Taylor & Lorelei Sharkey

 
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The Birds and the Bees
Everything we needed to know about sex, we learned in kindergarten.
10/2/2003
Bi Bi Love
When your "slightly" bisexual boyfriend gets a craving for man love.
9/25/2003
The View from the Top
We give one sub a total dom make-over.
9/18/2003
Pump Up the Volume
How to bring in da noise while you're doing da funk.
9/11/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Must Be the Money Shot
How to give your girlfriend an at-home facial.
9/4/2003
Classic Em & Lo: To Be Single or Not to Be Single?
That is the question two readers ask.
8/28/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Questions That Answer Themselves
These people need a lot more than advice.
8/21/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Personals Helpful Hints
How to make the system work for you.
8/14/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Ricki Lake, Eat Your Heart Out
How do I tell a casual acquaintance that his fiancee's boinking his best friend?
8/7/2003
Classic Em & Lo: About Last Night
How to make a graceful exit from a one-night stand.
8/4/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Bachelor Party Booty (7.24.03)
The promise of a promise is still a promise.
7/24/2003
Classic Em & Lo: Love at First Bite
What's the harm of hickeys?
7/18/2003
Pubic Hair-Do's (Part III of III)
How do we groom thee? Let us count the ways.
7/10/2003
Pubic Hair-Do's (Part II of III)
How to tame the beaver in your lap.
6/26/2003
Pubic Hair-Do's (Part I of III)
Taking care of your locks down there.
6/19/2003
The Reluctant Role Player
How to conquer stage fright in bed.
6/12/2003
Dirty and Sober
How to have uninhibited sex without getting trashed first.
6/4/2003
Screwing Tattoo
What happens on your own fantasy island stays there.
5/29/2003
The Ethical Smut
Porn that will get you into heaven.
5/22/2003
Baby Got Back (Part II of II)
I've convinced my boyfriend to let me in his back door. Now what?
5/15/2003
Baby Got Back (Part I of II)
How can I convince my boyfriend to let me in his back door?
5/8/2003
Keeping Up with the Joneses
Your friends and neighbors.
5/1/2003
Advice From Near-Experts
"I think my brother's in the closet and in the dark about it."
4/17/2003
Shallow Gal
U-G-L-Y, her boyfriend's got no alibi.
4/10/2003
Past Tense, Part Two
Turns out, "Runaround Sue's" boyfriend isn't the only one who can't deal with her sexual history.
4/3/2003
Past Tense
When your partner can't deal with your sexual history.
3/27/2003
A Sore Subject
When you're horny with herpes.
3/20/2003
Cockzilla
"I've got a monster in my pants and it's scaring away all the ladies."
3/13/2003
More Matter, Less Art: Part II
Drive-by Q and As for people living in the fast lane.
3/6/2003
More Matter, Less Art
The lightning round: 17 answers to 17 questions.
2/27/2003
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About Em & Lo
Em and Lo (Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey) are contributing editors at hooksexup.com, where they created the weekly sex and relationships column, "The Em & Lo Down: Advice from Near-Experts." Launched almost four years ago, it's one of the most popular features among the site's two million readers and is now syndicated nationally. In addition, they write weekly horoscopes for Hooksexup and a monthly advice column for Men's Journal magazine. Their first book, The Big Bang: Hooksexup's Guide to the New Sexual Universe, is now available wherever books are sold (click here to order your copy today). Em & Lo both live in New York City where they spend far too much time together.